in loving memory:

Thank you for dying; your
passing was greatly enjoyed
especially by the media and
masses alike; you have given
us something to talk about –
re-ignited our conversations;
newspapers, newsanchors,
buzzing again with sympathy;
you have re-united the nation,
as your husband once has,
but with gossip and mourning.
Society awaits the crumbling
of the withering remains
of your statured generation.