model introductions for juvenile compositions II

Insert Name was a awful looking man. He had thick, oily hair that densely covered a layer of snowflake dandruff with an area-density of approximately five milligrams per centimetre square of scalp-surface area. Insert Name's hair was most wild and unkempt and threatened to consume the rest of his head - ears-first - with overgrowth. It was for this reason, too, that his eyebrows seemed to merge into his fringe only to become indistinguishable. Insert Name skin was very rough as his unfortunate youth was plagued with acne. His face had cracked into so many pock-marks, he had pock-marks in his pock-marks, and the sight of which would have silenced all of the moon's complexion woes. Insert Name had eyes that were of a drugged man's, cold and glassy. They sat lifelessly in the two neat slits, each a tad too far from either side of his nose... Oh, the nose! Insert Name had an upside-down, swollen strawberry of a nose - a pale, yellowed strawberry with a tinge of red that looked oddly unripe and tasted sour and had black seeds. The "leaves" at the end of that strawberry-nose was a tuft of greasy hair. If there was any saving grace for Insert Name's face, it had to be his lips. Insert Name had juicy lips that sat above a firm, angular chin - which, accompanied with his dexterous tongue, would have been palatable-y kissable had the area not too far from it had been less hideously hairy.